Hailed Darwin Award Winners!
Confirmed Top Stories:The chosen Darwin Award Winners
* Failed Frame-Up 2005
Due to shortage in his liquor supply,19 yr old Christopher accused his neighbor for that. So he called 911, stabbed himself, and blame it to his neighbor in revenged on stealing the bottle. But ended up to death at the door of his apartment due to a serious stab wounds on his chest, plunged into his left ventricle.
“It’s really dangerous using some sharp thingy on your body when you are just pretending on something of no worth at all…then end up on death…Life is precious..We only have one life to live to the fullest!”
* Chimney-Cleaning Grenade 2005
55 yr old Marko retreated to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a simple broom to work, but if he could attach a brush to a chain and then weigh it down with something, he found a heavy, compact metal but overlooked that it was a grenade! It exploded and killed poor Marko..
“What a stupid idea Marko has done for himself! I wonder if he has ever seen a grenade before??? It’s a big mistake ever made by a 55 yr. old man…”
* Plug Me In 2005
Nguyen, 21, had a drinking session with friends when he pulled out an old detonator he found.It was about six centimeters long and eight centimeters in diameter, with two wires hanging out. He was very confident that it wouldn’t explode when his friends disagreed. He proved by putting into his mouth and was plug into a 220-volt electrical receptacle when suddenly the explosion blew out his cheeks and smashed all his teeth. And died on his way to the hospital.
“The amount of alcohol taken in dominated his mind. It’s like he played over his life. Poor Nguyen! His friends didn’t even bother to stop him…”
* Surprise Attack Surprise 2005
The 24-year-old second lieutenant, in charge of this detachment, demonstrate a knife attack on a soldier. The surprised soldier, seeing his lieutenant leaping toward him with a knife, snapped off a shot to protect himself from the attack. The lieutenant might have wished to commend his soldier on his quick action and accurate marksmanship. But unfortunately, he had been killed with one shot.
“We shouldn’t play with our knives or guns Ever. Even if we are trained professionals, and especially if our target is a trained professional too!”
* Bullet Proof 2001
23 yr old Aleobiga believed in witchcraft with hope of becoming invulnerable to weapons upon smearing a magical potion into his body. But, it was a failure! Aleobiga is now roaming the Great Savannah in the sky, and the jujuman who supplied the defective magic was beaten for his failure.
“ He shouldn’t have trusted those potions! A Gun don’t kill people but stupidity does!”
